Rude SMS

SMS 1
Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there .


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SMS 2
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

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SMS 3
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?

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SMS 4
The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

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SMS 5
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

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SMS 6
How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ...... ... .. ........ ..... ......... .. .... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

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SMS 7
Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

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