Insult SMS

SMS 1
Next Gen Child will sing in school
Twinkle Twinkle little star
I just went to royal bar
Whisky rates are up so high
So drink beer with chicken fry.


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SMS 2
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty..
so the world needs YOU after all!

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SMS 3
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful...
I look at you.. I..
I'd rather look at the moon again..

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SMS 4
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

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SMS 5
Brother: Why do you smell funny?
You: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before...

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SMS 6
Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don't think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me... my friend

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SMS 7
Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...

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SMS 8
new software has been introduced. Any 2 persons having it in their mobiles can send free SMS 2 each other.
To install it in ur mobile follow instructions otherwise ur mobile may be damaged. Press Down
Press Up
Wrong key pressed,Ur Mobile damaged

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SMS 9
Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule...
Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???

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SMS 10
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache!

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SMS 11
R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now.

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SMS 12
U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....

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SMS 13
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER

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SMS 14
Hello,
U R So,
art!
S art!
m
s art!
m
s art!
s artm!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
SORRY,
this doesn't fit u...


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SMS 15
he animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

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SMS 16
SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.

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SMS 17
Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

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SMS 18
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2

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SMS 19
Where r u? U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately. r>

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SMS 20
I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

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SMS 21
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

2 comments:

anna said...

fantastic posting of latest insult sms

Hasib said...

Good collection about insult sms. I have collected many sms from you. Thanks for sharing.