Sexy SMS

Machan enga street dog kitta Tigernu sonna vaala aatudu, jimmy nu sona thalaya atudu athu enna machan un pera sonna mattum "vekka paduthu" Ennamo nadakuthu.
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while Veerapandia kattabomman having sex with his wife, what was the slogan he might have told? "vellaiyane Veleyeru".
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Oru kaakkkaa oru auntyoda Brava thoodittu poi marathu melaVachirudhu, Aunty: Brava keela podu. Kaakkaa: Ayyo ithu deela poduradu illa mela podradu! .
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Son: Amma appavoda vaieru yen perusa irukku. MOM: Vaithulla kutti yaanai irukku. SON; Athanaa nethu kulikum pothu keela tumbbikai thonguchu!! MOM: ......~!!!
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English master pant zip poda marandhutaar. Girls sirichanga. Master (situation puriyama): Ippadi sirichittey irundheenga, Veliye nika vechuruven.
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while Veerapandia kattabomman having sex with his wife, what was the slogan he might have told? \"vellaiyane Veleyeru\".
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Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!
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What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!
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English master pant zip poda marandhutaar. Girls sirichanga. Master (situation puriyama): Ippadi sirichittey irundheenga, Veliye nika vechuruven
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Thondar 1 "Thalaivar en ethirkatchi thaan itharkku kaaranamnu choldraar" Thondar 2 "Avarukku kuzanthai piranthirukkunnu chonnEn"
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It is said that inzamam don't understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah HirRahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we can have another chance.
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Boy to girl "Sit on my lap, will will use the first thing that pops up"
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Girl says: I am playing tabla; Man turns over and says I like girls playing flute.

2 comments:

sms galore said...

A guy who helps in removing girls dress during sex, will never help her putting dress back after sex.

sexy sms said...

A boy went to a sexy hotel order one cup milk the lady waiter suddenly opens her tops, bra, and ask him to drink! He thought, Thank god..! I didn’t ask water.