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Ennathan karunanithi DMK la irundhalum avar veetu maadu "AMMA" nu than kathum
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Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachi road poda mudiyuma??
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Ennadhan aeroplane mela parandhaalum Petrol poda keelathaan varanum
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Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appa 'brain wash' nna,, braina kazhuvaradhaa
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Tea cupla tea irukum.Appa world cupla world irukkuma??
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Cell moolama sms anuppalaam Aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu
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Adyar Anandhabavan branch Chennai fulla irukkum aanna Adyar Alamarathoda branch adyar-la mattum than irukkum.. ithu than ulagam
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Daily Calendar-Le Theydhi Kizhikkardhu Mukkiyam Illai – Andha Theydhi-Le Nee Enna KizhikkareHTTP/1.1 200 OK Connection: close Date: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 10:36:30 GMT Content-Type: text/html Server: Microsoft-IIS/6.0 X-Powered-By: PHP/5.2.6 X-Powered-By: ASP.NET y-Ngardhu Than Mukkiyam !!
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Paambu Ethanai Thadavai Padam Eduthalum Athaala Oru Thadavai Kooda Theatre-La Release Panna Mudiyathu...
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Ration Card A Vatchu Sim Card Vangalam Ana Sim Card A Vatchu Ration Card Vanga Mudiyathu
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Nenga Enna Than Thene Potu Koli Valathalum Athu Muta Than Podum 100/100 Ellam Podathu
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Kanna Bus Stop La Bus Than Vanthu Nikum Ana Full Stop La Full Vanthu Nikuma
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Paaku Marathula Paaku Irukum, Theaku Marathula Thaeku Irukum, Aana Pana Marathula Panam Irukaadhu..!!
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Cycle La Poana Cycling, Train La Poana Training-A?
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Mechanical Engineer Mechanic Aagalam Aana Software Engineer Software Aaga Mudiyadhu..
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Kosu Kadicha Tortoise Aethivakkalam Aana Tortoise Kadicha Kosu Aethivakka Mudiyumaaaaaaaaaa!
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Key Boardla Key Irrukkum Anna Mother Boardla Mother Irrukkuma
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Nee Evalo Periya Padipalliya Irundhalum Exam Hall La Poi Padikka Mudiyadhu.
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School Testla Bit Adikkalaam......... College Testla Bit Adikkalaam....... Aannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Blood Testla Bit Adikka Mudiyaadhu..
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Enna Than Naai Nandri Ullatha Than Irunthalum Athala Thank You Solla Mudeyathu!!!!!!!! Idhuthan Valkai
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Lunch Bagla Lunch Kondu Poha Mudiyum... But School Bagla Shoola Kondu Pohamudiyumaaaa__________________________________________________________
Aayiram Than Irundhalum Aayirathi Onnu Than Perusu
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Yennathan Ahimsavathiya Irundhalum Chappathiya Suttu Than Sappida Mudiyum..
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Ni Enna Than Veerana Irundhalum, Kulir Adicha Thirumba Adikka Mudiyathu..
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Kovil Maniya Namma Adicha Saththam Varum... Aana Kovil Mani Nammala Adicha Raththam Than Varum
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Meluga Vachchu Melugu Vathi Seyyalam... Aana Kosuva Vachi Kosu Vathi Seyya Mudiyathu..
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Pallu Valina Palla Pudungalam Aana Kannu Valina Kanna Pudunga Mudiyuma
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Idly Podiya Thotu Idly Saapidalaam Aana Mooku Podiya Thotu Mooka Saapida Mudiyathu
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Kadamaiya sei Palanai ethir paakkathe! ithu Geethaiyil sonnathu Kaathal sei kalyanam seiyathe Ithu Boathaiyil sonathu.
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Kalakkura mathiri one sollava?
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Nee, Nilavai parthal kadavulin alagu puriyum...Suriyanai Parthal kadavulin Sakthi puriyum...Nee kannadiyai paarthal kadavulin Thappu puriyum.
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Povukul theyn, Nellukul Arishi, Mannukul Vairam, "Un manasa Thottu sollu? Un Mandaikul kaliman thaney!!!!
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Bakery shop: Paarthiban; Unga kadaila ella bannum kidaikkuma? vadivel: Amaa...Paarthiban: ok 1kg ribbon 1kg carbon kodu...
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Professor: Ulagam oru nadaga madai athil namellam nadikargal. Student: sie enakku yaara jodiya poHTTP/1.1 200 OK Connection: close Date: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 10:36:30 GMT Content-Type: text/html Server: Microsoft-IIS/6.0 X-Powered-By: PHP/5.2.6 X-Powered-By: ASP.NET suveega sir....
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Sardar 1: I spoke to Sania Mirza yesterday on the phone . Sardar 2 : thats great. What did she say? Sardar 1: Wrong number.
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Think different do different.. Make different... Achieve different... Spead different...Then only you can goto Metal Hospital.....
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Picha edupathu Eppadi????..............................................................................................................picha eduka ivlo aasaiya! sollave illa..
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Namitha-ku 5 vaisu irukupothu avanga parents epadi koopitirupanga? ....................................................................................................Romba mukkiyam. poi velaya parunga.
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Vadivel: Yennappa idly chillunu irukku? Parthiban: Boardla yenna pottu irukku.. vadivel: Ariya Bhawan Parthiban: Appurum enna suudava erukkum! koyyla
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Latest thirukural 'Beedi" yal sutta pun Ullaarum Aarathae 'Brandy' Yaal Vendha vayiru" send this sms to 10 'kudimagan' you will get a "Quater" Free...
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Stu 1: enda unnai peincipal thittinar stu 2: Principal avaroda naya kaanavillai nu paperla add kodukka sonnar. Naan "principal naya" kanumnu add koduthutten.
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Kambi1 kambi2 kambi3 kambi4 kambi5 kambi6 kambi7 kambi8 kambi9 Ha ha ha ha........... Eppadi Unna plan panni kambi enna Vachen Pathiya.
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Sardar: "This book is very bore. More characters but no story" Librarian: " Vaadaa... Vaa.. Neethan Telephone directorya thoookitHTTP/1.1 200 OK Connection: close Date: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 10:36:30 GMT Content-Type: text/html Server: Microsoft-IIS/6.0 X-Powered-By: PHP/5.2.6 X-Powered-By: ASP.NET u ponavana? ...
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Oru Vidukathai sollattumaa.... "Thagara pettikkul mogini pisasukal" AdhuYenna....? Theriyalayaa..? Adhu LADIES college bus....
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Pricipal: Eanda late?; Student: Bike puncture/repair sir; Principal: Busla varrathu thane?; Student: Bus vaanga kaasu illa sir
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Sar: Excuesme, vaigai exp poiducha? T.T.E:; No. Sar: Pandian? T.T.E: No. Sar::Nellai? T.T.E: No, sir..Neeng yeng poganum? Sar:: "Intha Thandavalatha thaandi poganum.........
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Sardar: 50 rupees iruntha kadana kodunga...! Man: Panam suthama illeenga.! Sardar: Paravayilla, Alukka irunthalum kodunga..!..
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Girl: Darling Nenga Enditta Eathai Parthu Love Pannuneenga..? Boy: Darling Innum Eathaiyum Parkkala..! Parkkalamnu Thaan Love Pandren chellam..!
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Lights went off in girls hostel the watchman galled up TNEB office and says " Send your men immediately because the Girls are using candles.....
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Naan yen unnai Ninaikiren? Un kuda Pesuren? Unakku msg Pannuren? Athai yen nee padikkirai BECAuse " Namma rendu perukkume vera vela illa....
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Figure illanna college waste sugar illanna coffe waste. Love illanna life waste. Moon illana sky waste. Chellam Nee illana ....Zoo waste!....
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Dog likes BONE. Elephant likes BANANA . Ant likes Sugar. Cow likes Grass. And monkey likes what...? ............................SolHTTP/1.1 200 OK Connection: close Date: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 10:36:30 GMT Content-Type: text/html Server: Microsoft-IIS/6.0 X-Powered-By: PHP/5.2.6 X-Powered-By: ASP.NET luppa unaku enna pidikum......
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Gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us to write down our sins before entering the heaven. Before I could start wrting I heard you shouting "Addtional Sheets Please!!!"
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Manasu sariuyillenu doctor kitta ponen, Test panittu oru loosudu sms annupu sariyagidumnu sonnar. Neeye sollu da enakku unna vitta yara therium?..
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Manasu sariuyillenu doctor kitta ponen, Test panittu oru loosudu sms annupu sariyagidumnu sonnar. Neeye sollu da enakku unna vitta yara therium?..
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Oru kaakitham 2 mins erinju chaambal ayirum, 1 kattai 10 mins erinju chaambal ayirum, 1 maram 2 hrs erinju chaambal ayirum, aana..................aaaaaaanaaaaa...... i bulb evalavu neram erinjaalum chaambal akirathu illai... how is it... ippadithaan.. puthusu puthusaa yosikkanum.
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Oru paiyan road-la pOkumpOthu, thummikkittae pOnaan.... Yeannu kEattaaa avan cholraan, avan oru PODI paiyanaam..... ayyoooo... ayyooooo....
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Lifela 6 visayam eppa varumnu namkey theriyathui 1. Inbam 2. Thunbam 3. Natpu 4 Kaadhal 5. Maranam. 6. Ennodasms
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Friend: Naan ethu chenchaalum ennodo wife kurukka nikkiraa... Friend2: Car Otty paaren...
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Salesman: Sir erumbbu powder vaankikkittu ponga.... Sardar: vEndaam, innaikku erumbbukku powder vaangittu pOnaa.. athu nazhaikku lips-stick kEtkkum...
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Oruvar: Enunga.. oru kaalla blue color socksum matrtra kaalla broHTTP/1.1 200 OK Connection: close Date: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 10:36:30 GMT Content-Type: text/html Server: Microsoft-IIS/6.0 X-Powered-By: PHP/5.2.6 X-Powered-By: ASP.NET wn color saaksum pOttu irukeenga.. yEn? Matravar: athuthaan yenakkum puriyala.. veetlayum ithE mathiri oru Jodi irukku!
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Vaathiyaar: amerikkaava kandu pudichathu yaaru? Maanavan: muthalla amerikkaava oLichichi vachathu yaarunnu chollunga!
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thanka cheina urikkinaa thangam varum... veLLi cheyinna urukkunaa VeLLi varum... appa... cycle chainna urukkinaa cycle varumaaaa?
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Manthiri: ArasE, pakkaththu naattu mannan namakku pOr thoduththu varuvathaaka SMS anupiyirukkirAn. Arasar: 'Message sending failed'nu nee thiruppi oru SMS koduththudu, SMS anupalannu avan kuzhampipPokattum...
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One day one boy and girl late to school. Teacher Asked Girl why were late, Girl: Sir i have lost my 1 rupee coin on the way while i am coming to school, i had searched for that for that i got late. Teacher asked boy why were u late, Boy says i am i am standing on that coin to hide.
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TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM? ORU SPOON "CEMENT" PODANUM.
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Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu... Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM
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Hai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!! E e e e e e Sollu!! Nalla e e e e Sollu!! (Leave some spacing) ilichadhu podhum po poi palla velakkuga... Good MoRnInG...Have a nice day...
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Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..
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Idi.. Minnal.. Mazhai.HTTP/1.1 200 OK Connection: close Date: Sat, 03 Jan 2009 10:36:30 GMT Content-Type: text/html Server: Microsoft-IIS/6.0 X-Powered-By: PHP/5.2.6 X-Powered-By: ASP.NET . puyal.. Vellam.. Poogambam.. ethu nadanthalum east.. west.. north.. south..enga irunthaalum, entha sim pottirunthaalum ennoda sms suma gilli...gilli....gilli maathiri vanthu GOOD Morning sollum..Hava a nice Day...
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"Muruganukku" Mottai podu, "Perumalukku" Naamam Podu, "Jesus"ku siluvai podu. My chellam, nee daily "jatti"podu, Marakkama "thovachi podu"
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Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga? Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu......
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Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu)
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Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!
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U cant imagin ppl do.IN TEMPLE ONE PERSON - in middle of the arthi he lit a ciggratte,i really shocked i dropd the beer*
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? usband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!
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Son: Mummy, Night Bathroom Door Open Panna,Thanaa Light Eriyudhu. Mother: vaada.... Saniyane, Fridge'la urine Ponadhu Neethana?..
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If your don't like dirty msg, don't read this........... A white dog fell into the mud... became so dirty!!! ha ha....